I used to run a funnies E-Mail group which has now been disbanded, you may like to read these though ?
What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving? Twerky.
If you see an Apple store being robbed does that make you an iWitness?
European Heaven: The police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the Italian are the lovers, and everything is run by the Swiss.
European Hell: The police are German, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the Swiss are the lovers, and everything is run by the Italians.
What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade.
How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to find it.
Why was the cow afraid of the slaughterhouse? Because his life was at stake. I suppose that should be ‘at steak’.
Why don’t owls mate when it’s raining ? Toowet towoo.