New Funnies

I used to run a funnies E-Mail group which has now been disbanded, you may like to read these though ?

What does Miley Cyrus have for Thanksgiving? Twerky.
If you see an Apple store being robbed does that make you an iWitness?

European Heaven: The police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the Italian are the lovers, and everything is run by the Swiss.

European Hell: The police are German, the cooks are British, the mechanics are French, the Swiss are the lovers, and everything is run by the Italians.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade.
How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to find it.
Why was the cow afraid of the slaughterhouse? Because his life was at stake. I suppose that should be ‘at steak’.
Why don’t owls mate when it’s raining ? Toowet towoo.

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